YESTERDAY



Yesterday,

All those backups seemed a waste of pay

Now my database has gone away

Oh I believe in yesterday

Suddenly,

There's not half the files there used to be

And there's a milestone

Hanging over me

The system crashed so suddenly

I pushed something wrong

What it was I could not say

Now all my data's gone

And I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay

Yesterday,

The need for back-ups seemed so far away

I knew my data was all here to stay

Now I believe in yesterday



читать дальшеWrite in C ("Let it Be")



When I find my code in tons of trouble,

Friends and colleagues come to me,

Speaking words of wisdom:

"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,

And bugs are all that I can see,

Somewhere, someone whispers:

"Write in C."

Write in C, Write in C,

Write in C, oh, Write in C.

LOGO's dead and buried,

Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,

For science it worked flawlessly.

Try using it for graphics!

Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,

Debugging some assembly,

Soon you will be glad to

Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C,

Write in C, yeah, Write in C.

BASIC's not the answer.

Write in C.

Write in C, Write in C

Write in C, oh, Write in C.

Lisp won't quite cut it.

Write in C.